Blog On.

I've been reading about this damn blog stuff for months now, so I have finally decided to start my own. I am really doing it for myself becuz I think it is a cool way to document little happenings in your life that can be funny and you may not otherwise keep track of. (Ending a sentence with a preposition, not proper) And I'm all on top of reading all kinds of people's blogs everywhere. Especially when I try to waste time at work. As a matter-of-fact I have a a folder in my favorites called Pointless Timewasting and there are quite a few blog sites book- marked there for my reading enjoyment. But just in case anyone ever becomes interested in my silly little blog (which is highly unlikely) I guess I should first start with an explaination on why I decided to name this Blog Spot-Drop it on the One.
First let me begin by saying that I am INSANELY addicted to reality television (and anything pop culture, for that matter). I am the undisputed champion of Pop Culture Trivia Pursuit. I almost feel bad playing against other people because I will certainly always win.
I have TiVo and I keep up to date on all the haps. TiVo makes my life much easier.

Anyway...back to my explaination. That Bobby and Whitney. All of you Brown fans know what the hell I'm talkin' 'bout. That is one married coulple who is obsessed with all things shitty. That was the funnist part of the whole series. That is all they ever discussed between themselves. By themselves and in front of other people. And in one scene (at a fancy restaurant nonetheless), Whitney had to-well, as she put it, "do the doo" and "drop it on the one." Meaning she had to lay out a big shit. I found that to be downright hilarious. So of course I have integrated that phrase into my regular talk. Whether it be about shitting or not.
I think that is a good opening for a blog. Do you?
Hello?
Is anyone reading this?
Anyone?
(SFX: Crickets Chirping)
Anyway, I'm psyched that I am published and that I am part of the world of freaking bloggers. Living in New York City I hope to come across some interesting stuff and be able to share it with noone, yet everyone. And eventually I'll come clean with some photos. But man, I'm just gettting started and I still don't get the basics just yet. But once I do, my creative juices will start flowing and I may even attempt to understnd HTML code. In college, I took a class where we went over it briefly.
I am going to try to turn my boy Ant Bartilotta on to this. He would love it. And he and I can keep each other up to date on daily crap. He lives way out on the other side of the world in Portland, Oregon.
Big ups to Ant.